Inamoto for Liverpool is your only answer!

I just can't believe Albion are in the Premier division. It must have been a good twenty years out of top flight football for them, surely.

I wouldn't rule it out, actually. He's good marketing and he plays in a position we'll be wanting when Gerrard heads off to Real. WBA will of course straight down again (Luke: they were up for one season two seasons ago) now that Robbo is in charge, leaving Inamoto looking for a new club. There you go, chaos theory in action. Only thing is, he's criminally overweight. He looks like he's fallen victim to the Western diet.

Robson is a drunken, woman-abusing ex-Manc twat so they will definately go down.
I can pass by the Midlands on my way home next month and push Inamoto in a river if you want?

I take it you mean Bryan Robson, right? I'm sorry, I just don't keep up with the league anymore and I wasn't sure what Bobby Robson's doing these days.

Speaking of eating pies, have you seen Andy Reid? Reminiscent of Bareller in his heydey!
Any other nominations for fattest professional footballer? Gazza doesn't count anymore

Jesus, he does look like Bareller.

The Sheffield United keeper, an Irishman named Paddy Kenny Something, looks like he went to the Jan Molby School of Pies and received lectures there from Matt Le Tissier.

Paddy certainly looks as if he's sat in one or two of Sammy Lee's tutorials, but he's a keeper and isn't expected to be as fit, so he's excused a few laps in training. How's Robbie Fowler and John Hartson for a super-sized strike force?

Fowler, yes. Didn't realize Hartson was overweight, though. Just thought he was big.

Richard Dunne?

Richie's slimmed down again, looking lean and mean and everything you'd expect from a Man City defender. I'd put Hartson in the same category as the old Dunne (i.e. quite overweight for a professional athlete!).

Be careful with the pies references Speedy:

Fans face jail for taunting 'fat' footballers

Football fans may be arrested for making fun of players they believe are overweight..

The warning comes after Derby County supporters chanted insults at Coventry defender Paul Williams at Pride Park.

Derby's football liaison officer Sgt Colin Nellist says similar abuse may land them in jail. The move is backed by the Premiership club and a supporters' group.

Fans sang "Who ate all the pies?" at Williams, the Daily Star says.

Sgt Nellist said: "The behaviour was outrageous and unsportsmanlike. We will not tolerate this.

"The fans need to know that, if they do it again, they will be arrested for public order offences. They should grow up."

Some fans, however, think players should be able to take the taunts.

Rob Green, of Chellaston, said: "It's a shame Williams can't take a bit of stick, especially as he left Derby for Coventry."

Could be worse...they could replace it with Kawaguchi's performance on the bench for FC Nordsjaelland...

You really are an Asian football otaku, aren't you? Give me Yoshikatsu any day of the week, even on the bench, compared to watching WBA.

Hey now... that's a little harsh.
I'll admit, West Bromwich Albion are pretty lame... but Junichi is the best player. I'll tell you what... instead of someone's offer to bypass the Midlands on the way home from work and push him into a river... i'll kidnap him until he marries me, and keep him from the football team :D Sound good? :D

I love him!! Junichi rules!

~Mitsuko x