Bloody hell Tom, mine was 69.5 years but then I don't climb mountains and still drink so changing the two of them would push me up to 92 I reckon. If I cut out candies that is.

I'm not happy with the 86 at all, I must say. Time to start flossing again: I didn't know flossing had benefits beyond dental hygiene. Also time to buy some aspirin. I already do the vitamin E and vitamin B thing. Another thing to consider is some red wine with dinner.

But the big one seems to be the coffee. Lots of tea and no coffee by the sounds of it.

78.6 for me. That means I'm just over halfway through my life. I feel numb and a tad depressed now. Coffe I agree is a really bad one, but there's not much I can do about the family history.

Just over halfway? What are you, 40?

Never was very good at maths. Therefore I'm not quite halfway, I feel much better now.

That sounds suspicious to me. I think you let the cat out of the bag there. Don't worry. Life begins at 40, apparently.

Bollocks, it's all downhill from 40.

74.8 for me. One good aspect for you Pat is you won't need to bother with much of a pension - keep spending it all on those candies mate!