Existential French Cooking

Still working on the omelet. There have been stumbling blocks. I keep creating omelets one after another, like soldiers marching into the sea, but each one seems empty, hollow, like stone. I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of existence, and instead they taste like cheese.

Old J.P. Sartre is just as easy a target as Kim Jong-il or Dubya.

[via Jennifer]